A Framed Harry Redknapp
This animated portrait of the man who came second to Iain Dowie in the competition to find football’s least pleasing face is just the thing if you’re concerned about home security. The eyes move independently of each other (just like the real thing) as they follow you around the room. Clinical trials have shown that it’s more effective than a Rottweiler in keeping intruders off your property.
Zany Comedy Flag
Short of something to take to the game? This flag is just the thing for supporters of Arsenal, West Ham, Chelsea or indeed any club. Apart from Spurs. Available from all good joke shops.
Adjustable Placard
Spurs fans, are you fed up with making several placards every season? Then invest in this handy, versatile model. Simply take one of the words that are supplied on sticky-back plastic and place it in the appropriate spot. Current words are ‘Redknapp’ and ‘Levy’. Previous hit words like ‘Jol’, 'Ramos' and ‘Gross’ are now out of stock. Next season’s words can be supplied at the appropriate time if you opt in to our subscription service.
Tottenham are Champions League Contenders...and Other Outrageous Lies
Amaze your friends, be a wow at parties and find out who’s really gullible with this exquisitely crafted collection of massive porkies. Entries include:
  • Ledley King - Sicknote? What Sicknote?
  • Jurgen Klinsman never dived once.
  • Jermaine Jenas is a worthy member of the England squad, and the epic:
  • I’m a Spurs fan, but I really like Sol Campbell and I haven’t been hounding the poor sod for the last eight years just because he joined a better club.
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